Why do crows never get hit by cars?
Because another crow always says KA-KA (car-car)
LOL. :) Hilariousness. Do you know any good jokes? I would love to know so I can share them with my students.
1.26.2009
Joke of the Day
I do Joke of the Day with my students. Of course I do the very corny, silly, basically I cannot believe you just said that because it is so dumb kind of jokes with them. It is fun and I love to get the smiles even if they are laughing at me rather than with me. :) Teaching is so much fun...it has got to be one of the best jobs ever (I am a little bias). So my latest favorite joke is this:
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A rope walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "sorry no ropes allowed" The rope goes outside ties himself up and unravels his ends a little. He goes back into the bar and the bar tender asks, "aren't you the same rope that just came in?" He replies "nope frayed knot" your joke is much better though.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
...beef jerky!!!
Haha, very much my favorite joke.
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